The Drew Carey Show

     

The Drew Carey Show1995

Genre: Comedy
The Drew Carey Show is an American sitcom that aired on ABC from 1995 to 2004, and was set in Cleveland, Ohio, and revolved around the retail office and home life of "everyman" Drew Carey, a fictionalized version of the actor. The show was… more »


[Drew is arrested for trying to kill Mimi]

Officer:
Is it true, Mr. Carey that you harbor violent feelings for Mrs. Bobek?

Drew Carey:
That's ridiculous.

Officer:
If it's that ridiculous, why did 20 coworkers hear you say [reads statement] "I'm going to kill you"?

Drew Carey:
That's just a figure of speech!

Officer:
[continues reading from statement] "That's not a figure of speech. You are dead!"

Drew Carey:
No, you're reading it all wrong. [happily] I'm gonna kill ya! That's not a figure of speech, yoooouuu'rrrrre dead! [pause] I want a lawyer.

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