The Dukes1983

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Boss, do I have to take my pants off?

Boss Hogg:
Oh of course not, Rosco. I'll never ask you to do nothing you don't want to do.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Well, that's a relief.

Boss Hogg:
So I won't be askin' you to do me this one itty-bitty little favor and model them prison outfits for Hazzard county.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Oh, I 'preciate it, cuh!

Boss Hogg:
Even though it might be the end of your career in law-enforcement.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Ooh.

Boss Hogg:
The removal of your kinfolk from the County preroad.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Ooh!

Boss Hogg:
And no more sassafraz cookies from my personal cookie jar.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Ooh! No more sassafraz cookies?

Boss Hogg:
No sireebob.