The Edwin J. Hill Social Club2005
Bizarro George:
Come on, how many times are we going to have to go over this? Not all twins from an alternate dimension are evil.
Bizarro Drew:
We're not evil doppelgangers, we're just slightly different doppelgangers.
George:
Explain.
Bizarro George:
Well for starters, George, you drink a lot of beer and smoke a lot of cigarettes. I however drink a nice hot cup of tea and chew tobaccy.
Bizarro Drew:
And I never ever masturbate.
George:
So you're like Bizarro George and Drew?
Bizarro Drew:
Exactly.
Drew:
So you're not evil?
Bizarro George:
Nope.
George:
Not even in the slightest?
Bizarro George, Bizarro Drew:
Not a bit.
Drew:
Geez, I'm sorry. I guess we owe you guys an apology.
Bizarro Drew:
Think nothing of it. We're actually very forgiving people without short tempers.
Bizarro George:
And I'm sensitive to women's emotions.
George:
I still feel bad. How about we order a pizza and forget about it?
Bizarro George:
I'm sorry, I don't like pizza.
Drew:
But we love pizza. Oh. Right. The alternate dimension thing.
George:
How would you guys like to open up the show?
Bizarro Drew:
No thanks. We're kind of camera shy and don't like being the center of attention.
Bizarro George:
And I have never ever fantasized about Drew's mother.
Drew:
[Angrily turns to George] Son of a...
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