The Edwin J. Hill Social Club2005

Bizarro George:
Come on, how many times are we going to have to go over this? Not all twins from an alternate dimension are evil.

Bizarro Drew:
We're not evil doppelgangers, we're just slightly different doppelgangers.

George:
Explain.

Bizarro George:
Well for starters, George, you drink a lot of beer and smoke a lot of cigarettes. I however drink a nice hot cup of tea and chew tobaccy.

Bizarro Drew:
And I never ever masturbate.

George:
So you're like Bizarro George and Drew?

Bizarro Drew:
Exactly.

Drew:
So you're not evil?

Bizarro George:
Nope.

George:
Not even in the slightest?

Bizarro George, Bizarro Drew:
Not a bit.

Drew:
Geez, I'm sorry. I guess we owe you guys an apology.

Bizarro Drew:
Think nothing of it. We're actually very forgiving people without short tempers.

Bizarro George:
And I'm sensitive to women's emotions.

George:
I still feel bad. How about we order a pizza and forget about it?

Bizarro George:
I'm sorry, I don't like pizza.

Drew:
But we love pizza. Oh. Right. The alternate dimension thing.

George:
How would you guys like to open up the show?

Bizarro Drew:
No thanks. We're kind of camera shy and don't like being the center of attention.

Bizarro George:
And I have never ever fantasized about Drew's mother.

Drew:
[Angrily turns to George] Son of a...