The Edwin J. Hill Social Club2005

Drew:
Thanks for letting me move in. Again.

George:
No problem. I'll enjoy the cheaper rent and you can enjoy the ability to masturbate as loud as you want without the threat of your parents walking in.

Drew:
Good to know. [gestures at portrait] Who's this?

George:
Oh, Drew, Edwin J. hill, Edwin J. Hill, Drew.

Drew:
Good to meet ya. Who's Edwin J. Hill?

George:
He's the demigod of the living room. He's always watching over us.

Drew:
Where did you find him?

George:
It's an interesting story... I was walking down my street one day and I came across a large frame in my neighbor's trash. On closer inspection I found that this frame held the picture of a man known as Edwin J. Hill. I found out that his name was Edwin J. Hill by the plaque on the bottom that said, "Edwin J. Hill." I decided to hang Edwin J. Hill up in my living room. This meant moving the framed picture of Scott Baio to another location - the other side of the kitchen doorway.