The Edwin J. Hill Social Club2005

Man on a Stoop:
What can I do for you gentlemen?

George:
We're looking for some... extra curricular activities.

Man on a Stoop:
Good, I just joined a bowling league and we need two more people.

Drew:
No, I don't think you get it. We're looking for some... cooking utensils. Something in... pans?

Man on a Stoop:
Spatulas?

George:
No, we need to stir our creative juices.

Man on a Stoop:
Blender?

Drew:
We're looking for some ganja.

Man on a Stoop:
Sorry, I don't speak Mexican.

George:
Sticky?

Man on a Stoop:
Wash your hands.

Drew:
Leaf?

Man on a Stoop:
Garret?

George:
I'm looking for something to jump on top of my boo boo.

Drew:
Something that'll make my head all razzle dazzle.

George:
A little toke-toke-a-boke-boke.

Drew:
Smoky-smoke-smoke?

George:
A little wink of the leprechaun.

Drew:
I want something that's going to dance to the moon and back and into the loving arms of Shiva herself.

George:
I want to look straight into the eyes of the Devil and have him say to me, "Hey, you're high."

George:
Where can we find... Mary Jane?

Man on a Stoop:
She's out back. Selling weed.