The Edwin J. Hill Social Club2005

Nate:
What am I wearing? Is this a dress?

George:
Shh, Drew hates pants.

Nate:
But you're wearing pants.

George:
Quiet. You want to get me killed? I've convinced him this is a skirt with a very high slit.

Nate:
Drew, what are you wearing? Is that a towel with a belt?

Drew:
Well, it's kind of a homemade sarong.

George:
If that's sarong I don't want to be sa-right.

Nate:
Look guys, this whole thing, I don't think it's going to work out.

Drew:
What are you putting on?

Nate:
My pants.

Drew:
Oh my God!

George:
Drew, it's just a skirt with a very high slit.

Drew:
No! Those are pants! Pants!

George:
Nate, take off the pants! This is very serious! Drew's grandfather died in pants!