The Edwin J. Hill Social Club2005

Drew:
Why did you buy these?

George:
Spring Break is coming up.

Drew:
Ah, my favorite religious holiday. That explains why you bought this terrible light beer.

George:
I bought the most watered down beer I could find. Chicks like it because it doesn't taste like beer. And we're going to be having a lot of chicks here. For all the spring break honeys, that's going to be perfect. But we still need more supplies.

Drew:
What supplies might we need?

George:
Condoms, daiquiri mix, Air Supply CDs. You know, the essentials.

Drew:
Air Supply?

George:
Nothing gets the ladies going like "All Out of Love." Me and Poseidon are going to be sailing the high seas of suggestible college girls.

Drew:
"Poseidon"?

George:
That's the name of my penis.

Drew:
When you asked me if I wanted to experience "The Poseidon Adventure" I thought you were just talking about the movie.

George:
[still a bit ashamed] No. I was.