The Ellen Show2001

Ellen Richmond:
The other day I found the garbage in the freezer!

Catherine Richmond:
Well mom puts it in there so that it won't smell.

Ellen Richmond:
I guess that explains why the garbage men all press it up against their faces in the morning. But then explain why yesterday I found the dishwasher full of cans of soda...

Catherine Richmond:
Oh, well mom runs them through the short cycle to sanitize the tops.

Ellen Richmond:
And that would explain the scalding hot diet coke I drank yesterday.

Catherine Richmond:
Well, just do what I do, and put a few cans in the trash at night, and by morning they'll be nice and frosty!