The Famous Jett Jackson1998

Mayor Beale:
I appreciate your indictment of our town laws, but most of out town citizenry here have little trouble following them.

Jett Jackson:
Objection!

Mayor Beale:
To what?

Jett Jackson:
To the juxt... to what you just said! Wilstead's laws are broken every day.

Kayla West:
Why, just this morning, Mrs. Dunleavy violated article 6 section 42 of the Wilstead penal code.

Mrs. Dunleavy:
I did not! I never broke a law in my life!

Kayla West:
I'm afraid so, ma'am. Today is Thursday and according to the penal code, hanging your husband's shorts on the line on a Thursday is a direct violation of the law.

Jett Jackson:
And then there's Austin Roy, willfully violating article 7 subheading B: he was seen playing his accordian within 50 yards of the local library. Do we really want these criminals on our streets? I say we arrest them!

Mayor Beale:
[dryly applauding] Son your little showbiz spectacular is very entertaining but it's wildly off the mark. Those are very very old laws.

Jett Jackson:
Exactly my point, and it's about time that somebody changed them.