The Flintstones1960

Weirdly Gruesome:
Oh yes. Our son Gob is quite the little lad.

Barney Rubble:
Gob? Is he a sailor?

Barney Rubble:
Oh no. Gob is short for Goblin.

Fred Flintstone:
It figures, it figures. Does little Goblin have a pet spider that looks like a derby hat with legs?

Weirdly Gruesome:
He did have, but little Gob, shall we say, wore him out.

Fred Flintstone:
Yeah, let's say that. Spiders can't take it.

Weirdly Gruesome:
Goblin isn't the kind of boy that you don't take to when you first meet him.

Fred Flintstone:
I'll buy that.

Weirdly Gruesome:
But when you get to know him, you can't stand him! [laughs evilly]