The Flintstones1960

Fred Flintstone:
Hi there young fella, what's your name?

Alvin:
Alvin.

Fred Flintstone:
Alvin what?

Alvin:
Alvin... thank you.

Fred Flintstone:
No, I mean your other name. What does your mommy call your daddy?

Alvin:
She don't call him anything, she likes him!

Fred Flintstone:
[getting irritated] Well, what does the name say on your mailbox?

Alvin:
U.S. Mail.

Fred Flintstone:
Say, isn't your father A.A. Carborundum?

Alvin:
Yeah, so what?

Fred Flintstone:
Well, do you know who I am?

Alvin:
You mean you don't know that, either?

Fred Flintstone:
Smart aleck kid.