The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air1990

Phillip Banks:
[Phillip and Dr. Hoover are in a fight] Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook?

Dr. Hoover:
Penn State, my brother.

Phillip Banks:
Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Warton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through!

Dr. Hoover:
Impressive, you must of been quite an athlete in your thinner days.

Phillip Banks:
Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay?

Dr. Hoover:
Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized.

Phillip Banks:
Well speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead, and the wide jaws suitable for grains and small rodents!

Dr. Hoover:
I think you have her confused with your moma!

Will:
[Phillip punches Dr. Hoover and knocks him down] That's it Uncle Phil, your grounded!

[to Dr. Hoover]

Will:
You know, I'd be happy to perscribe something for that.