The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air1990

[Will and Carlton are out on a ledge when the counselor joins them]

Counselor:
Don't panic. I'm with the Crisis Intervention Unit. You're young; You're young. [pulls out an index card and reads it] 'And you have everything to live for.'

William 'Will' Smith:
Just get us down.

Counselor:
There you go putting the cart before the horse. [reads from the card again] Now hand me the baby.

William 'Will' Smith:
What you talking about, we ain't got no baby, man.

Counselor:
Oh. My bad.

William 'Will' Smith:
Get out of the way, fool!

Counselor:
Hey, there's no need for name calling. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a fifty foot fall will kill y'all. [smiles] I made that up myself.

William 'Will' Smith:
That civil service exam is real easy, isn't it?