The Gene Autry Show1950

[Gene stops a runaway wagon full of alfalfa]

Wagon Driver:
What in tarnation is going on here?

Gene Autry:
I lost my friend in your load of alfalfa.

Wagon Driver:
Your friend? What is he, a jackass?

Gene Autry:
The jury's still out on that one. Come on out, Pat.

[Pat emerges from the wagon spitting out a mouthful of alfalfa]

Gene Autry:
There he is - decide for yourself.