The Gene Autry Show1950

Gene Autry:
I take it your having a little dry spell around here.

Sheriff Chill Wills:
Dry? It's so dry you can't even raise potatoes!

Gene Autry:
You could if you plant onions between the rows.

Sheriff Chill Wills:
Now wait a minute, I know every rain making trick in the books, but I never heard of that one. How's it work?

Gene Autry:
Well, it's very simple. Potatoes have eyes. You plant onions between the rows, to onions grow up, the eyes of the potatoes start crying, you got all the potatoes you need.