The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show

     

The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show1950

The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show, sometimes called The Burns and Allen Show, is a half-hour television series broadcast from 1950 to 1958 on CBS. It stars George Burns and Gracie Allen, one of the most enduring acts in entertainment history. B… more »


Detective Sawyer:
Mrs. Burns, exactly where were you when the man told you that he was going to kill his wife?

Gracie Allen:
You mean when he started to tell me or when he finished?

Detective Sawyer:
What difference does it make?

Gracie Allen:
Ten miles, the train was going very fast!

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