The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show1950

Gracie Allen:
Grandma Mamie could do tricks shooting with pistols, rifles, shotguns, revolvers, bows and arrows - and she could even shoot with a porcupine!

George Burns:
A porcupine? How did she do that?

Gracie Allen:
Oh, it was easy. She'd just aim the porcupine at whatever she wanted to hit and then she'd pinch it in the right spot until it shot all its quills.

George Burns:
That sounds like a pretty dangerous weapon.

Gracie Allen:
Yeah, but she had trouble reloading it.

George Burns:
Well, how do you reload a porcupine?

Gracie Allen:
How do you load it in the first place?