The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show1950

Gracie Allen:
Maybe soon she can call you by your first name.

Mr. Jansen:
Oh I hope not, my first name is ridiculous.

Gracie Allen:
Oh, now why would your parents give you a silly name like that? Ridiculous Jansen!

Mr. Jansen:
Oh no, no, no, Mrs. Burns, my name is Cuthbert.

Gracie Allen:
Cuthbert?

Mr. Jansen:
It was my father's name and he gave it to me when I was baptized.

Gracie Allen:
Oh? Well, that was hardly worth getting wet for!