The George Carlin Show

The George Carlin Show1994

The George Carlin Show is an American sitcom that aired Sunday at 9:30 pm on the Fox network from January 1994 to July 1995. It was created jointly by Sam Simon and the show's namesake, comedian George Carlin. more »



George O'Grady:
[about a book George is interested in] Look at this title: "You Picked Me Up, Now Put Me Down."

Henry Nsnjama:
Yes, well, George, I take care of my steady customers. For you, I look out for UFOs, conspiracy theories, and cattle mutilations.

George O'Grady:
God, I love those cattle mutilations, Henry. Listen, I'm a little short of cash. You want to hang onto this for me, please?

Henry Nsnjama:
Oh, yes, George, I will try. But I can't make any promises. You are not the only nut in town, you know.

George O'Grady:
Maybe not, but I'm in the top three.

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