The Golden Girls1985

Rose Nylund:
Why don't we wait outside on the platform? The train will be along in a few minutes.

Stationmaster:
The 9:15 to Miami left at 8:45.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
How could our train have left a half-hour early?

Stationmaster:
Oh, all the trains out of Appalappichobee leave early. That's what our town's famous for! Now, y'all may think this sounds kinda silly, but we actually printed "Our Trains Leave Early" right on the town seal!

Rose Nylund:
You have a town seal? Can he play a song on those little horns?

Stationmaster:
No, but he can balance a ball on his nose if you throw him a catfish first!

Blanche Devereaux:
This is like a Twilight Zone... somehow we got on a train that ended up inside Rose's mind.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Yeah, uh, when is the next train to Miami?

Stationmaster:
Well, we've got one scheduled to leave at 6 AM tomorrow morning.

Rose Nylund:
Does that mean it'll actually leave at 5:30?

Stationmaster:
Welcome to Appalappichobee!