The Golden Girls1985

[Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose have been arrested and locked in a police cell after being mistaken for prostitutes - just when they were about to attend a party hosted by Burt Reynolds]

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
This has to be the biggest disappointment of my life!

Blanche Devereaux:
Yes!

Rose Nylund:
Yeah. And I've known some real disappointments too, believe me!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Rose, you're not going to tell us the story about the exploding pig again, are you?

Rose Nylund:
I never told you a story about an exploding pig, Dorothy. It was a peg-legged pig! Our possum was the one that exploded.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Forgive me, Rose. There have been so many possum explosions lately, it's hard to keep track.

Blanche Devereaux:
So, what was this great disappointment in your life, Rose?

Rose Nylund:
Butter. I wanted to be butter queen!

Blanche Devereaux:
Oh, yeah. What an actress. She was so good in "Gone with the Wind." I wanted to be Miss Olivia de Havilland myself.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Blanche, are you listening to this?

Blanche Devereaux:
Bits and pieces.