The Golden Girls1985

Rose Nylund:
[Dorothy is unhappy with her son marrying an older, African-American woman] The same thing happened to the Bigbotters back in St. Olaf. You see Gretchen had this thing for Buddy, but Mr. Bigbotter didn't approve - he did his best to keep them apart. But, one day he came home, early, and found Gretchen and Buddy in... how will I say it... most indelicate situation.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
What did he do?

Rose Nylund:
Well he yelled at them to stop - but they wouldn't so he turned the hose on them!

Blanche Devereaux:
He turned the hose on them?

Rose Nylund:
Well they were in the front yard! [Blanche gasps]

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Wait - wait - wait a minute, Rose. Buddy and Gretchen - weren't people were they?

Rose Nylund:
Of course not - they were dogs! Gretchen was a Dalmation and Buddy was a Schnauzer - and Mr. Bigbotter wasn't too happy when he ended up with a litter of Schnalmations!

Blanche Devereaux:
...You know, Rose, sometimes I wished somebody had turned the hose on your parents.