The Golden Girls1985

Dorothy:
[Blanche comes into the house moaning after a date] Why do I feel the need to bathe?

Rose Nylund:
So, how was it, Blanche?

Blanche Devereaux:
Oh, you might as well ask me to describe the glory of the Great Smoky Mountains as they rise from the mist of a Carolina dawn.

Dorothy:
[interpreting] They went to a sleazy motel.

Blanche Devereaux:
Or the colors of the monarch butterfly, spreadin' its wings as it emerges from the miracle of the cocoon.

Dorothy:
She got him to pay for half the room.

Blanche Devereaux:
Or the sturdy cypress, reaching heavenward, tall and mighty and proud.

Dorothy:
That one I think is pretty self-explanatory.