The Golden Girls1985

Sophia Petrillo:
I don't get to know?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
No, Ma.

Sophia Petrillo:
Okay. Have it your way. But nobody can keep a secret from Sophia Petrillo. Whatever that guy is hiding I can smoke it out of him in three or four quick questions.

Clayton Hollingsworth:
[entering the kitchen] Hello, ladies.

Sophia Petrillo:
Perfect timing!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Ma!

Sophia Petrillo:
So, Clayton, what do you think of this Miami weather were having?

Clayton Hollingsworth:
Oh, it's lovely.

Sophia Petrillo:
I see. Have you ever been to Europe?

Clayton Hollingsworth:
No. But it's always been a dream of mine.

Sophia Petrillo:
Interesting [holds up 2 fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?

Clayton Hollingsworth:
Two.

Sophia Petrillo:
Fine. You can go back in the living room now. [Clayton exits]

Sophia Petrillo:
The man's as gay as a picnic basket!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Ma, that... that is incredible! How did you know?

Sophia Petrillo:
I heard him singing in the shower. He's the only man I ever knew who knows all the words to "Send In the Clowns".