The Golden Girls1985

Rose Nylund:
[reading the morning paper] They caught Gil Kessler having an affair.

Dorothy Zbornak:
[assuming it's a joke] Oh, you're kidding. With whom?

Rose Nylund:
Well, they don't know her name, but look, they hid in the bushes and took this picture of her from behind going into his house.

Dorothy Zbornak:
I don't believe th... wait a minute, that looks like Blanche's red dress.

Sophia:
And those look like Blanche's red shoes.

Dorothy Zbornak:
And aren't they her diamond earrings and gold bracelet?

Rose Nylund:
[outraged] That little floozie stole Blanche's clothes!

Dorothy Zbornak:
It's like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen! Rose, Blanche *is* that little floozie!

Rose Nylund:
You... you mean he...

Sophia:
She's at the fifty.

Rose Nylund:
They...

Sophia:
The forty.

Rose Nylund:
She...

Sophia:
The thirty.

Rose Nylund:
[Blanche walks in] Blanche, it's *you*!

Blanche:
[mocking] Oh, you're getting so good at that, Rose, now who's that over there?