The Golden Girls1985

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
[coming onto the lanai carrying a small painted rock] Girls, look what I found under my bed.

Rose Nylund:
Gee, that's the most colorful dustball I've ever seen.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
This is no dustball, Rose. I think it may be some kind of charm.

Marguerite Brown:
[overhearing] It is! I learned it from my grandmother. You put a specially painted rock beneath a person's bed to bring them a restful sleep.

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Are you telling me that you put this under my bed?

Marguerite Brown:
Well, I was only trying to be helpful! I figured with those terrible bags you needed the rest.

Rose Nylund:
Dorothy always looks like that.

Blanche Devereaux:
And besides it'll take a lot more than rest to get rid of those babies!

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Listen, I have an idea. Why don't each of you take it in turns hitting me with a two by four?