The Golden Girls1985

Rose:
If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships anyway.

Ernie Faber:
You're right. I mean, what is sex after all?

Rose:
Two clunky old bodies, thrashing around against each other, like animals.

Ernie Faber:
You get all sweaty and flushed.

Rose:
Your hair gets mussed.

Ernie Faber:
You lose your breath.

Rose:
You lose your earring.

Ernie Faber:
[starting to get aroused] Your mouth waters.

Rose:
[also starting to get aroused] Your nose runs.

Ernie Faber:
Your heart races.

Rose:
Your blood races.

Ernie Faber:
Rose!

Rose:
Say it, Ernie!

Ernie Faber:
[urgently] It's time, Rose!

Rose:
[into the air, pleadingly] Check, please!