The Golden Girls1985

Rose Nylund:
Dorothy, you owe me an apology. Your ad's right here.

Dorothy Zbornak:
[mortified] Oh, Rose, this is the Personals column.

Rose Nylund:
So what?

Dorothy Zbornak:
So what? You put an ad in the Personals column that said I will do anything for eight dollars an hour? It's right under an ad that reads, 'History professor seeking non-smoking Oriental woman who is into Wesson Oil and bears a resemblance to Florence Henderson.'

Jerry:
[later, as Dorothy is saying goodbye with apologies to a priest she mistakenly thought was resonding to her ad, Jerry comes barging through the front door and approaches Rose] Hi, here's my eight dollars. Let's get started, Dorothy.

Rose Nylund:
Oh, I'm not Dorothy, she is.

Jerry:
[takes a good look at Dorothy] I'll give you four dollars. Let's get started.

Dorothy Zbornak:
[outraged] How would you like your rear end kicked across the street?

Jerry:
[ecstatic] Oh, great! Here's the other four dollars.

Blanche Devereaux:
[Dorothy throws Jerry out, just as Blanche is coming home] Girls. Girls, there is a bus-load of Greek sailors out front. They want to know how many drachma there are in eight dollars!