The Golden Girls1985

[Blanche, Rose and Dorothy are at a drugstore picking up some last minute supplies before setting out on a Valentine's cruise with their steadies]

Blanche Devereaux:
We are giong away on a romantic cruise to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection.

Rose Nylund:
What kinda protection?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Two armed Pinkerton guards! No, Blanche is talking about... [drawing Rose's attention to items on a nearby shelf]

Rose Nylund:
A Nestle's Crunch?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
One over.

Rose Nylund:
An enema bag?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
To the right.

Rose Nylund:
Dentu Grip?

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak:
Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!

Drugstore Clerk:
Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of prison?