The Goodies1970

Graeme:
[When Tim reveals his cigarette lighter is empty] Thousands of tons of coal, and we can't light it for a thimbleful of petrol!

Tim:
Petrol... oil... [Gets an idea. Yells down the mine shaft to Bill] Keep on drilling, go on!

Bill:
What?

Tim:
Keep on drilling!

Bill:
Why?

Tim:
You might strike North Sea Oil! [Right on cue a fountain of oil shoots up and hits Tim right in the face, getting all over him]

Bill:
[Climbs out of the mine shaft] Tim! Tim! You'll Never guess! I've struck... [sees the state Tim is in] Oh, you would! Ha ha ha!

Graeme:
[Starts laughing with Bill and jumping around] Black Gold!

Graeme, Bill:
Texas "T"!

Graeme:
Fill the lighter!

Tim:
It IS full.