The Goodies1970

[all the non-whites have left South Africa, throwing the nation into turmoil]

Travel Agent:
That's why the government have introduced a new form of segregation.

Bill:
Ah, that's exactly the sort of thing this country needs, mate, I'll tell ya.

Travel Agent:
[portentously] I'm glad you agree.

Bill:
I agree...

Travel Agent:
[revealing to Tim and Graeme] "Apart-Height."

[Tim, Graeme, and the Agent start cackling among themselves]

Travel Agent:
Here, read the instructions!

[Graeme and Tim start cackling at Bill, who obliviously laughs back]

Graeme:
[reading] "Instruction Number One: Pin up wall chart."

Bill:
[pinning up the chart] Pin up wall chart, I can do this, I can do this, eh?

Graeme:
"Instruction Number Two: Stand by chart."

[Tim stands next to the chart, clearing the mark]

Graeme:
"If you are taller than the mark, all right."

[Bill enthusiastically takes his turn at the chart]

Graeme:
"If you don't reach it..."

Bill:
Yeah?

Graeme:
"Tough luck."

[Bill tries standing on a stair to clear the mark]

Graeme:
"And no cheating. Now that all the non-whites have left, congratulations! You are one of the lucky new band of second-class citizens."

Bill:
[shocked] What, me?

Graeme:
"Yes, you, short-house. All the rules previously applied to non-whites will now apply to you."