The Goodies1970

Graeme:
We all know that our society is built up upon three different class of people - the ruling class, the scientists, and the workers. And we are lucky in the fact that we have here a representative for each different class.

Bill:
Go on then, name the names.

Graeme:
Well, I am the scientist.

Bill:
Because you wear glasses.

Tim:
[jumps up] And I am evidently the ruling class.

Bill:
That's 'cos you've got poncy blond hair and no chin.

Tim:
Well... yes.

Graeme:
And YOU, Bill, are the worker.

Tim:
Because you're shorter than us. And we need someone to clean the shoes.

Bill:
[angrily] And why can't you clean the shoes?

Tim:
Because I am obvious a lord! And lords don't clean shoes; it's a well known fact.