The Goodies1970

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
[nervously] What if the monster attacks us? What about self defense just in case... just in case it might attack us?

Tourism Agent:
Ah! That's a very good point, 'cause Nessie's a fearsome beastie when she's roused. But if she does attack you, just frighten her away. Mind you, it's no good shouting out "Boo!" because she's stone deaf.

Tim Brooke-Taylor:
How do we frighten her away, then?

Tourism Agent:
[Holds up sign that says "BOO!"] You show her this!