The Goodies1970

Bill Oddie:
[the Music Master has just shown the Goodies some of the world famous musicians he has kidnapped] You really do have them all, don't you?

The Music Master:
Every one of them, and now... I have you!

Tim:
A-ha! But that's where your little scheme fails. You see, we thought something like this was going on so we decided to investigate. We are not, as you thought, famous musicians. We are in fact: The Goodies!

[the Goodies stand together with triumphant smiles on their faces]

Tim:
[Unimpressed] And what are you going to do?

The Music Master:
[the Goodies suddenly realize they are surrounded by the Music Master's henchmen who are all pointing guns at them] We're going to shout...

Bill Oddie, The Music Master, Graeme Garden:
HELP! HELP!