The Goodies1970

Tim:
HELP! We've been gobbled by a prehistoric monster!

Bill:
Tim!

Tim:
Help!

Bill:
Tim! Panicking does not help!

Tim:
Yes it does!

Bill:
Yes it does...

Tim, Bill:
HELP! HELP! HELP!

Graeme Garden:
Stop it, you two - that isn't doing any good! We'll just have to try and lift it. Right, one, two, three, HEAVE!

[They strain and struggle to re-open the dinosaur's mouth, with minimal success]

Tim:
Aaah! My hand! My hand! It's caught between it's teeth! IT'S TEETH!

Bill:
All right, all right, all right. Oy, Graeme! You got a toothpick?

Graeme Garden:
No, you fool! One, two, three...

[He and Bill lift the mouth enough to get Tim's hand free but can't get it open the rest of the way]

Graeme Garden:
Oh dear, this is no good. We'll just have to find another way out.

Tim:
Just be careful WHICH one you choose.