The Goodies1970

Bill:
[Bickering with Tim] I'll tell YOU something, mate - we only keep you on because you can type!

Tim:
That's not true! I do the washing up as well. Which is more than you do, you... you...! [Finds himself unable to come up with an insult] Oh, get your hair cut!

Bill:
Hair? What about YOUR hair? You look like Susan Hampshire!

Tim:
Maybe, maybe! But at least I don't DRESS like her! Trouser suits and necklaces...

Bill:
Yeah, well I've seen you getting dressed, haven't I? Yes, and I happen to know that YOU tuck your shirt inside your underpants! You do!

Tim:
Only in the winter!