The Greatest American Hero1981

Ralph Hinkley:
Pam... Pam will be out in a minute.

Bill Maxwell:
Well, uh... don't tell her to hurry, uh. We don't want get there early you know to uh... stadium full of a hard thousand uh... screamin', stompin' kids.

Ralph Hinkley:
Bill, c'mon! That's just Dak's way of saying thank you. Besides, do you know how many people would give their eye, tooth to sit front row center at an Elvira concert?

Bill Maxwell:
Do you have any idea the statistics of kids that go deaf at these things? We're all going to wind up uh... watching TV shows with closed captions here!

Ralph Hinkley:
Bill. You're wearing guns to a concert? C'mon!

Bill Maxwell:
You can't be too careful at a place like that.