The Greatest American Hero1981

Sarah Hathaway:
You must be Mr. Maxwell. My name is Sarah, I live here. Can I get you something to drink?

Bill Maxwell:
Well, uh... stiff scotch wouldn't be bad. [Chuckles]

Sarah Hathaway:
We don't encourage alcohol in our home, Mr. Maxwell. If you need scotch to help you through a situation, then you may have the beginnings of a serious social problem.

Bill Maxwell:
How old are you?

Sarah Hathaway:
Almost seven. How about you?

Bill Maxwell:
None of your business.

Sarah Hathaway:
You look about fifty. You ever have a facelift?

Bill Maxwell:
No, I never have. How about you?

Sarah Hathaway:
I'm too young.

Bill Maxwell:
Oh.

Sarah Hathaway:
You touch up your hair yourself or have it done?

Bill Maxwell:
I bet you got some chores to do somewhere or something, don't you?

Sarah Hathaway:
Are you trying to get rid of me?

Sarah Hathaway:
Yeah.

Sarah Hathaway:
You're sort of an uptight kind of guy, aren't you Mr. Maxwell?

Bill Maxwell:
I'm not applying for a job here, kiddo. I can do without the interview, OK?

Sarah Hathaway:
I'm just trying to get to know you. You wanna hear the questions I ask the guys Holly dates?