The Honeymooners1955

Ralph Kramden:
Look, Alice, please, it's simple arithmetic. We buy something for ten cents, and we sell it for a dollar! It's that simple.

Alice Kramden:
If it's so simple, Ralph, why didn't the man who had these things in his warehouse sell them and make this big profit?

Ralph Kramden:
Because he thinks small like you do. He thinks he's got to go from door to door to sell these things. That's where my great idea comes in. I go on television and in five minutes, I can sell the whole 2,000 of them. Look, how long do you think it would take that guy to sell 2,000 of these if he went from door to door?

Alice Kramden:
About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on.

Ralph Kramden:
Oh, I'd like to belt you just once!