The Honeymooners1955

Alice Kramden:
[Ralph has gone into the bedroom to get Alice's slippers] Oh, Ralph? Ralph!

Ralph Kramden:
[comes out, mildly annoyed] What is it now?

Alice Kramden:
I forgot to tell ya something and it's very important. I told Tony that I lived with my brother. See, he doesn't know that I'm married, so when he gets here, you just say you're my brother.

Ralph Kramden:
[nods in agreement, turns to go into the bedroom, and immediately storms out] *WHAT*? You told him that you were not what and I'm who?

Alice Kramden:
Well, I couldn't very well tell him that I was married. They don't believe in hiring married women; it's an office rule.

Ralph Kramden:
[getting steamed, somewhat incredulous] And also that Frank and Bill and Pete and George, they don't know that you're married, either?

Alice Kramden:
Of course not. See, they figured that if they hired a married woman, she might leave to start a family, or her husband might tell her to quit to something.

Ralph Kramden:
Oh, they're so right! You are quittin'! You are quittin'! And this isn't your brother talkin', this is your husband!