The Honeymooners1955

Alice:
[Norton had asked Alice for a wrench to fix his pipes] I thought the janitor was gonna fix the pipes.

Norton:
Ah, that janitor fix the pipes. He don't fix nothing. I'm telling ya, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of this, you know. Everybody in the building gets water, except us.

Alice:
I know, Ed, and it's no joke.

Norton:
You tell me it's no joke. Boy, I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd work eight hours in the sewer and come home and want to see water!