The Honeymooners1955

Alice Kramden:
Listen, Ralph, you can scream all you want to, but I want you to get one thing straight: my mother is coming here, and my mother is always welcome in my house.

Ralph Kramden:
Your house? *Your house*? This is *my* house, Alice! M-Y house, my house! MY house!

Alice Kramden:
Oh, I am sorry, Ralph. I forgot, it *is* your house. You really have been very big-hearted, Ralph, sharing it with me, letting me live here with you in the lap of luxury like this. Don't think that I don't appreciate it, Ralph, 'cause I do. After all, where else would I get a beautiful home like this? This place, Ralph, you know what it is? It's a regular Disneyland. [looks out the window] Look, Ralph. Look at this wonderful view that we have from the window. Look, see? Old man Grogan's long underwear hanging on the line, garbage cans in the alley, back of a Chinese restaurant. That's all part of my Disneyland, too, you know, Ralph. That's my... [Ralph groans] That is my Fantasyland. [looks at sink] Now, Ralph, over here, this sink, see? [turns faucet; dishes somehow clatter in sink] Every time I go near that sink, Ralph, I never knows what's gonna happen. You know what the sink is? That's my Adventureland. [points to stove and icebox] That stove and that icebox, that's Frontierland. There's only one thing, Ralph, that's missing from my Disneyland, only one thing: the world of tomorrow. I have *nothing* from the world of tomorrow.

Ralph Kramden:
You want the world of tomorrow, Alice? You want the world of tomorrow? I'll give ya the world of tomorrow! [holds up fist at Alice] You're going to the moon!

Alice Kramden:
Har-har-hardy-har-har.