The Honeymooners1955

Herb Norris:
You know, I have a great deal of respect for bus drivers. It's always amazed me how you fellows who have this tremendous responsibility, and the tremendous number of people that you have to deal with, and the big machine, how you manage to remain so courteous and kind and considerate all the time.

Ralph Kramden:
Yes sir.

Herb Norris:
Well, of course, there are exceptions. For example, the other day, I was standing on Madison Avenue in the rain waiting for a bus, and as this bus driver bore down on me, I signaled for him to stop, and you know, instead of stopping, he went right by, went right through a puddle, and splashed mud all over me?

Ralph Kramden:
Was that you?

Herb Norris:
Mr. Kramden, I hope you win some money tonight, because I have a cleaning bill for you.