The Honeymooners

The Honeymooners1955

The Honeymooners is an American television sitcom created by and starring Jackie Gleason, based on a recurring comedy sketch of the same name that had been part of his variety show. It followed the day to day life of New York City bus driver Ralph K… more »



Ralph Kramden:
Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send me a bill on the back of a postcard.

Ed Norton:
Oh, boy, that ain't the worst of it. Now, everybody in the building knows what you're paying for your gas bill.

Ralph Kramden:
What are you talkin' about?

Ed Norton:
Mrs. Schwartz, that blabbermouth, she looks at all the postcards and then yakety-yak-yaks all over the building.

Ralph Kramden:
You're kiddin'.

Ed Norton:
I'm not kiddin'. I know how much your gas bill is: 93 cents.

Ralph Kramden:
[looks at bill] That's right.

Ed Norton:
See? Oh, by the way, Ralph, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record set by the Collyer brothers in 1931.

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