The Irate Gamer2007

The Irate Gamer:
[he and the Wise Sage are lost in the desert; looks down] Wait a minute, what's this? [picks up a cartridge of "Aladdin" for the SNES]

The Wise Sage:
[rubbing his chin] A video game. What's that doing way out here?

The Irate Gamer:
[rubbing the cartridge with his arm] I don't know and I don't care. I'm hot, I'm tired and I'm sick of looking at nothing but desert for miles and miles. I just wish that we were back home, sitting back, relaxing... [suddenly, Chris and the Sage are magically transported back to Chris' home] What the hell? [looks around] How did we get back here? [suddenly, a genie emerges from the game cartridge]

Genie:
[stretching his arms] Oh, yes, it's because you wished it.

The Irate Gamer:
Whoa, a genie!

Genie:
Yes, I am indeed a genie. You rubbed the magic game and I granted your first wish. Now you have two remaining.