The Irate Gamer2007

The Irate Gamer:
[playing "Skiing" on the Magnavox Odyssey] Not only is this game terrible, but it's also a good example of how Magnavox might've been trying to market the Odyssey as more of a board game rather than a video game. If you look closely at this overlay, you'll see that it's just like playing a retarded version of Candy Land. But instead of candy, we get a white blob of crap. Instead of Peppermint Forest, we get Boring Ass Crap Forest. And instead of Gumdrop Mountain, we get Green Turd Mountain. What a poor substitute for Candy Land greatness.