The Irate Gamer2007

The Irate Gamer:
Another feature they added was that they allowed the game to take control of the second player to fight along side you. Now this may sound awesome, but it really isn't, because they ended up f***ing this up too. You see this counter down here? Well, the computer-controlled soldier is only given five seconds to do his thing before he disappears. Well what a pointless, piece of sh*t feature this turns out to be. Just what the hell is he supposed to accomplish in five seconds? You know, it would have been nice if he stayed around at least until he got shot or something. And look at this sh*t, half the time he ends up firing in the wrong direction. Um, wrong way, dumbass. F***. No wonder this thing never got released in Japan.