The Jack Benny Program1950

Jack Benny:
[in the dressing room] George, did you find Gracie?

George Burns:
Not yet.

Jack Benny:
I can't understand it. Gracie was here yesterday for rehearsal. She knew the show was on today. Now, where in the world could she have gone?

George Burns:
Don't you try to understand Gracie. She might be in Montreal, by now.

Jack Benny:
In Montreal?

George Burns:
When she left the house this morning, she said she was going out to buy some Canadian bacon.

Jack Benny:
What? Grace thinks to get Canadian bacon, you have to go to Canada?

George Burns:
I once told her I liked Philadelphia cream cheese - I didn't see her for two weeks.