The Joe Schmo Show2003

Ralph Garman:
What would you do if your entire world turned out to be fake? If an army of writers, producers and actors spent over a year creating TV's most elaborate experiment around YOU? If they plotted your every move, recorded it 24 hours a day and put it on National television? Well, that's EXACTLY what happened... to THIS guy. Meet Matt Kennedy Gould: One REAL guy competing for $100,000 on a reality show that HE doesn't know... is FAKE. Starring nine actors: Melissa Yvonne Lewis as Ashleigh -- The Rich B*tch; David Hornsby as Hutch -- The A**hole; Angela Dodson as Molly -- The Virgin; Franklin Jones as Earl -- The Veteran; Nikki Davis as Gina -- The Schemer; Lance Krall as Kip -- The Gay Guy; Brian Keith Etheridge as Brian -- The Buddy; Kristen Wiig as Dr. Pat -- The Quack; And me, Ralph Garman as The Smarmy Host. All playing for the one guy who thinks it's real.

Matt Kennedy Gould:
This place is f***in' startin' to drive me crazy.

Ralph Garman:
This is "The Joe Schmo Show."