Stand by Me1986

Gordie:
...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan.

Vern:
Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one.

Chris:
Good Vern. Go on, Gordie.

Gordie:
Well this kid is our age but he's fat, real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know it's not his fault it's his glands.

Vern:
Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No sh*t. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time...

Chris:
Shut up, Vern.

Vern:
Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story.